♥May 10th, 2012
After tonights TVD episode, future wedding speech would be something like this:
“I would like to thank you all for coming. This is the second happiest day of my life (season 3 finale being number one, obvi). There’s some free food and water in the back. All the food on the table to the right (actual food) cost (to help pay for therapy bill due to this episode), but the food on the table to the left (table has 3 crackers; one half eaten) is free. Enjoy yourselves, for we are in the presense on Delena (motions to wedding cake, which has Damon and Elena on top of it). Let the after party and dancing begin (cue TVD theme song.)!!”
(Source: tumblr.com)
♥May 5th, 2012
“How long did that bleed for?”









